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When I started this blog I thought it would be funny to write down things that sounds really smart when I’m high and then respond to them when I’m sober. Clearly it’s not going that direction. Now, because I swore I wouldn’t delete anything from the high-me side of things, I have to write about … I thought this was going to be a joke

Size some boxes and start them on the new printer!

Maybe it won’t be about jokes and dumb stuff I do when I’m high. Maybe I’ll just write about how much I suck and then see what happens when I’m sober.

A long time ago I was a kid and things were scary all the time. Then I became an adult and I stayed away from home for longer and longer periods. I haven’t been back in years, since my mom died, and I probably won’t go back again until my dad dies. A part of … I want to go home

Months ago, our intrepid journeymen discovered a gift. The ability to get creatively high. Okay. But they were so creative, with no way to record their creativity, they decided to do a podcast. This is that podcast. Unfortunately, we were unable to communicate this idea and it’s greatness to ourselves when we were sober. I’m … Creative Cake!

So you do some gummies and, unlike when you’re smoking, you don’t get high right away. Instead, you’re sober right up until you say the dumbest thing you’ve ever said, then immediately realize you’re high and shouldn’t have taken yourself that seriously.

Use the high me blog to write down all those scenes we see when we’re high!

A father who has discovered marijuana gets heckled by a kid who pulls a ‘back in my day’ ironic joke. Then the father apologizes on behalf of fathers everywhere.

So we’re getting off to a really strong start with the blog, apparently. It seems that high me has decided that texting back and forth with my ex was smart, and now I have to deal with the fallout. Crap. On the other hand, this narrating smut books thing? That might work….

I know for a fact that talking to our Ex from loooong ago is not going to backfire!